Everything You Wanted to Know About (Online) Dating But Were Too Afraid to Ask

Everything You Wanted to Know About (Online) Dating But Were Too Afraid to Ask   Step 1: The Dating Profile How Should a Female’s Dating Profile Look Like? Show your goodies. How Should a Male’s Dating Profile Look Like? Show your goodies.  What Should You Write In Your Dating Bio? Nothing. Leave it empty. Jk.… Continue reading Everything You Wanted to Know About (Online) Dating But Were Too Afraid to Ask

Why You Shouldn’t Get Euphoric About Dating, Men, and Dating Men (Part 2)

Why You Shouldn’t Get Euphoric About Dating, Men, and Dating Men (Part 2) Because I’m not, lol. If you haven’t read part 1, I highly suggest you do. Without spoiling much, it’s a brain twister. Go check it out here. Go on, I’ll wait. Hehe this is so exciting! I’ve never done two parts on… Continue reading Why You Shouldn’t Get Euphoric About Dating, Men, and Dating Men (Part 2)

5 Things About Men on Dating Apps I Hate

5 Things About Men on Dating Apps I Hate Disclaimer: These are just my 2 cents. I am a nobody. A chronic single. So don’t get your panties in a bunch if there’s something in there you like. Or, if you’re a dude reading this: If there’s something in there you do. Just feel like… Continue reading 5 Things About Men on Dating Apps I Hate

That One Time I Felt Like a Poet, or, a 213 Word Essay on Why We Are Incompatible

I’m the candle to your candle holder. Don’t know about that spark though.   I’m the charger to your overpriced iPhone. But I don’t know where to plug myself in. There is no power outlet in sight. I know I could have used my powerbank, but I left it at home, sorry.   I’m the… Continue reading That One Time I Felt Like a Poet, or, a 213 Word Essay on Why We Are Incompatible

A 500 Word Essay on How I Will Waste Your Time

FYI, I’m gonna forward this to anyone who ever shows the slightest interest in me from now on.   I have a thick skin, words can’t crush me. (Neither can cars.) Until they do. And then you’re I’m like, wait, what? What’s happening? I cope with this by resolving it on my own without letting… Continue reading A 500 Word Essay on How I Will Waste Your Time

Why First Dates Are Like Relationships in Quick Mode

Do you ever watch a youtube vid on 1.5 speed or higher because you have little time? And even though you get whatever you need from the video (entertainment, information), you also experience impatience and annoyance to a certain degree (basically because the voices sound dumb af and you question why you watch it like… Continue reading Why First Dates Are Like Relationships in Quick Mode