4 Toxic Traits You Have But Won’t Admit

Stop scrolling and read this you miserable POS. Judging and overanalyzing others is cool and all, but have you tried pointing fingers at yourself for once? Uh oh, did I hit a nerve? Yes, you’ve heard me. Why are you so appalled? Or do you not know where to point at first? It’s okay, I’ve compiled a dainty lil’ list to get you started. 

 

You’re passive-aggressive.

You never say what’s on your mind (vague insta stories or shady tweets don’t count). And then you wonder why you explode like a bottle or more precisely, like a coke bottle that’s been stuffed with mentos. Bottling everything up inside is bad, y’know? Clearly, you don’t need a therapist to know this. (But apparently, you need me to tell you this, how embarrassing.) Here’s my advice: Stop being so passive-aggressive and grow a pair.

 

You’re all talk and no show.

You are imaginative (don’t get excited, this isn’t meant as a compliment), you love to visualize, indulge, but that’s where it stops. You like to plan and write elaborate, color-coded to-do lists, but do you ever get through with any of them? Be honest. Alright, I’ll give you a minute.

Yeah, thought so.

You got charm (again, not meant as a compliment), but somehow it gets lost in translation. You are delightful, when it’s on paper. You impress me, you really do, but only in theory. Don’t you want to change that?

 

You’re self-absorbed.

The fact you are reading this is proof enough that you care about yourself more than is necessary.

Why are you so obsessed with naming and examining every feeling you have or thought that goes through your head? Also, why are you so preoccupied with creating all those outlets to express all of them? I don’t care what that quiz has told you, or what your momma says, you’re not a special snowflake, you truly aren’t. So please get your head out of your a$$.

 

You’re mean.

You are mean. Not Regina George-mean, but still mean. Sure, you got feels, but they’re selective. You judge, harshly. And you drop, fiercely. Seriously. When did you become this way? You do hide it well (sometimes), I’ll give you that (also not a compliment). Caring and empathetic my a$$. To quote Kanye, how could you be so heartless? (Btw, that song was/is such a bop.)

 

I don’t want to make you feel worse than you already do, so I will stop now. Feel free to continue coming up with toxic traits of yours on your own, though. I know you hate yourself, so I bet there’s plenty I’ve missed.